hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

(via siriusisntdead)

vikova:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Working at McDonalds for two years I can tell you that this is 100% true.

(via siriusisntdead)

cokeflow:

but mom you’re from the 70’s and I’m a 90’s bitch

(via taiwan-catz)

“No one will miss me”, “I’m better off dead”

after-crisis:

When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. “For Noah- Dad”

his donation was once his child’s allowance.

I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.

(via wisteria-auroras-andsadprose)

stunningpicture:
“ Made this for my boyfriend
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